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Mr. Sullivan, you said you'd have that
article for the paper today. Have you

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it? Good morning, Linda.

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Good morning, sir. Have you got it?

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Would tomorrow do?

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Oh, sir, I've given you two extra days
already. I mean, come on.

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And speaking of things not done, your
English essay was due in yesterday.

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Hey, sir, you put me in charge of the
Junior Gazette. I'm not just a pupil

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I'm an editor. And I am kind of busy.

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And I'm not just teaching you English
and writing you articles.

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I am assistant head of this school, and
I also am kind of busy.

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Then how can you spend eight minutes in
the toilet?

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Actually, Linda, I was not aware that I
was being timed.

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I just happened to notice.

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That's two minutes over your average.

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There are times, Linda, when I think you
ought to be fitted with an off switch.

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Trouble, Mr Knowles?

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No, no.

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Not at all.

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No. This long.

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Behaving, are they? Oh, yes. They're
fine.

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They're just fine.

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Good, good.

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Well, just keep a tight grip on them.
That's what they understand.

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Yes, I know.

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Right.

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I'll just leave you to it.

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Now listen.

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And everyone, please remember, we're not
supposed to have this phone.

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Matt Kerr doesn't know he's paying for
it, so can we please keep it hidden at

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all times, OK?

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OK.

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I don't see the point.

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Linda, it'd be great. We could fit it on
page four and do it weekly.

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Oh, come on, why not?

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You want reason?

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You know, this could give the paper a
bit of class.

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An acne advice column with all the best
creams and stuff.

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I was going to call it the face space.

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How about the zit bit?

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Shut it, Kenny.

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Or blackheads revisited? Kenny! Or pus
pus. Oh, spot on.

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So the first thing I tell anyone who
joins the paper is that they need one

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thing. Gut and brain.

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Two things.

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What? You said two things.

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Yes, I know. I know I said two things.
It's my little test. Well done.

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So you're going to need two things, OK?

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Guts, brains and a good sense for
figures.

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What, three things?

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Sorry? So which of the three things is
the one thing you need?

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Both. Any one thing, Colin?

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Now, why don't we just forget all about
the plane part?

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Yeah, I suppose.

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Summing up?

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No, of course not.

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Here, look, this is guaranteed to cheer
anyone up this side of Norwich High.

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You know Mr Knowles, the new English
teacher?

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Now, come on.

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Now, come on, children.

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I mean, you really must shut up. Don't
say another word. And if you do, I'm not

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going to tell you a thing about the
semicolon.

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As a matter of fact, I don't find that
funny, Kenny. I don't find that funny at

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all.

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Oh, come on, Sarah. I was only trying to
cheer you up. All right, all right. Any

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advance on seven things you need in you?

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Hey, Colin.

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What's in those?

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I had a nap spike. Just for a moment.
Just for a tiny second.

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Yeah, what are you talking about?

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It was a bargain. I mean, a real
bargain.

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They were just, like, sitting there, cut
dry.

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Like they were beckoning to me.

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Yeah, what was beckoning you?

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Colin!

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She finds out I'm dead.

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Do you think it's true? You really can't
take it with you?

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No.

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Where is it? Where's what?

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You were collecting the money for
Farndale's advert. I haven't forgotten.

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Oh, yeah.

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What's all this?

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It's a bargain, Linda. Honestly, I was
up at the sports shop where they make

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sports stuff and I couldn't stop myself.

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You've spent the money, haven't you?

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You've gone and spent that money,
haven't you?

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More or less.

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Hand me the knife.

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Sure. Don't you think you ought to
consider that unarmed?

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Ping -pong ball.

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Half ping -pong ball.

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How many of them?

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Well, they make them in two halves, you
see, and they always have a few

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defective ones left over. How many?

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100 ,000.

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Are you telling me, Colin, that you have
spent Gazette money on 100 ,000

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defective half ping -pong balls? It was
a bargain. Look, we're getting in on the

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ground floor here. It's an investment.
It's a whole new concept.

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In... Balls.

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Colin, the ping -pong balls are yours,
and the Farnsdale money is the Gazette,

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and I expect it back. Clear?

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Well, that's essentially a lot.

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You'll be able to cover it, no problem.
Not quite as simple as that, Spike.

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I've got a temporary cash flow
situation.

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Yeah.

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Just a minute.

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Just a minute.

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Spike, have you ever had a sort of a
ringing in your ears like a giant till?

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No.

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It wasn't a lap, Spike. It was a moment
of pure genius and inspiration.

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What are you talking about? I can sell
them. I can sell the little suckers.

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They'll be the biggest craze in...

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My last one. Why are you going to sell
half ping -pong balls then?

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What else is a ping?

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OK, news team, story conference.

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Come on, before we miss this week's news
completely.

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What are you doing?

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It's all right.

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What? It's all right.

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Hey.

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Oh, is it?

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just stormed out.

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What did you say to her?

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Well, hardly anything. I just did my
impression of Mr Knowles.

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Of who?

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Mr Knowles, the new English teacher.

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You know.

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Now, really, class.

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Now, come on.

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Look, how do you expect me to be able to
teach you if you won't settle down and

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work? Now, please, please, please. Look,
you're just going to have to be quiet.

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All right? All right, that's it. If you
won't do the working class, you can just

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do it for homework, right?

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So homework for tomorrow is... Homework
for tomorrow

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is page 73.

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Mr

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Knowles?

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Don't think I quite caught the homework.

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Sorry, you can call me Simon now.
They've all gone.

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Forget about the homework, too.

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We'll pick it up next time.

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Right.

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Quite a bunch of your friends, aren't
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Very lively.

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Yeah, they are.

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I suppose they're always like this with
the new teacher, eh?

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Yeah, always.

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Well, just as long as they don't push me
too far, I don't want to get, you know,

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really tough with them.

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Listen, I've got to go.

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Have a word with you, Mr North.

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Yeah, I'm going.

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Well, how's it going, Simon? Oh, it's
fine. It's fine, I think.

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Simon, could I give you a word of
advice?

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The thing is, Simon, if the class see
that you believe you can control them,

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they'll believe it too.

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But if they see just a moment of
uncertainty... Do you ping?

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I'm in! Pinging is in, Sarah. Don't try
to fight it. For instance, a personal

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stereo for the silence lover. The
world's first.

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Phony walk -not. Not now, Colin.

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Sarah, I'm trying to let you in on the
ground floor here. Not now!

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Haven't you two got clouds with you to
go there?

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Ah, Mr Sullivan.

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Do you ever have a problem finding the
ideal little gift for your favourite

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artist? Not now, Colin. Because I'm
willing to show you on an entirely trial

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basis the most innovative, exciting...

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Teacher features?

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Don't we get enough of them during the
day? If we knew more about them, what

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they're like out of school, just be your
basic interviewer sort of profile.

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What's Miss Martin, maths teacher,
really like?

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Or Mr Knowles, English teacher.

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That's what this is about, isn't it?

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What do you mean?

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He's your cousin, isn't he?

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Kenny told me how upset you were when he
was making fun of him.

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So we checked it out.

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I didn't want anyone to know that.

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I hear he's not going down too well with
his classes.

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Yeah, well, if people just took the
trouble to get to know him a bit

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And you're going to take the trouble for
them, is that it? Well, do I get to do

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it?

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OK, Sarah, it's a bye.

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Thank you, Linda. I promise you, you
won't be disappointed.

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Yes, but we'll miss the Knowles.

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Kenny, where's the phone at the moment?

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Poplan.

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Linda, what are you doing?

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Never seen anyone talk to a plant
before.

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Oh, yeah. Look, could you tell your
sister to stop using my typewriter,

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Sister?

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Frazz, I haven't got a sister.

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Oh, well, maybe you can tell her that,
eh?

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You must have been born while I was out.

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Well, I'm always telling Mum you don't
pay any attention to me.

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Who are you?

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Tony Tildley, but my friends call me
Tiddler because I'm small and popular.

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Then why aren't you away playing with
them? Because your newspaper said it's

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children. There's nothing in it for
anyone under 12.

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So I thought maybe you need the junior
section.

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And I thought seeing as I'm top in
English in the lower school, I'd be the

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person to write it.

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And I was thinking it would be the right
kind of experience.

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Because when you're too old to be in
this kind of paper, I'll be about the

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age to be the new editor, won't I?

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You did ask.

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Linda.

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I'll be back with you in one moment.

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I finished your ping -pong poster.

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I did get the name right, didn't I?

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I can't think of a time when I didn't
want to be a teacher.

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Ever since I can remember, that's been
it. That's been the Holy Grail, if you

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like. And I'll be honest, I've got a
good enough degree to get a better paid

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job. It's not that people haven't
pointed that out to me, but I can't

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anything as, well, as fulfilling of
contact with young people.

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Chance to help shape young minds.

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You see, when you're teaching, you're
not just doing a job. I mean, a

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isn't just a place where you work. It's
a place where you... where you're

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nurturing the future on the best of the
past.

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Tell me, what's the private Mr Knowles
like?

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Sorry? Well, have you got any hobbies or
anything?

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Well, yes, but I don't think you'd be
interested.

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No, I would, really.

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Well, it's a bit unusual.

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The more unusual, the better.

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As a matter of fact, I collect
butterflies.

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You're going to make this guy popular
because he's poisoned, isn't he? Look,

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a writer. I'll make it sound better.

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Good luck to you.

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Sir. All right, are there ten things
that you need in the newspaper business,

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right?

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Or did we get to eleven?

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Not bad.

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Not bad?

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Not bad.

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Not bad.

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Well, what did he say? He said it was
not bad.

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Hey, that's good.

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It is.

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Well, it's not bad.

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Come in.

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What do you think?

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Linda, will you stop doing that?

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I'm asking, what do you think?

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Of what?

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Of the paper, the new edition.

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Oh, that.

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Well?

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Butterfly. Not bad. Not bad? I'm not
just selling half -ping -pong balls

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I'm selling two -thirds of the world's
surface in off -white plastic.

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Lepidoptera is the correct name for it.
It's the study of winged insects.

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Now, when Graham and Roy saw the article
in the Juni Gazette, they very nicely

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asked me if I'd bring along some of my
specimens.

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Um, so I've brought a selection here.

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Now, you may want to pass these back,
but, um, do please be careful with them,

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because some of them are rather
valuable.

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Wow, look at the wings on that.

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Yeah, just be careful with them.

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Does it make you want to rush out and
stick a pin in something?

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No, no, come on, boys.

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Hey, sir, can you clip bodges like this?
Just be careful, please. Some of them

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are rather valuable.

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Yeah, yes, sir, but they are.

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Here, cut.

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Not only was part of his collection
destroyed, but he has also acquired the

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unenviable, though not overly
imaginative name, of Butterfly.

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Rather the last straw for him. I don't
know what it is you want us to do about

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it. But you do know what it is I wish
you hadn't done.

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As a guide to the future?

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We'll stop the teacher features, of
course.

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But as for Mr Knowles... Mr Knowles is a
very dedicated and idealistic young

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man. If he can just conquer his problem
with classroom discipline, I believe he

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has the makings of a very fine teacher.

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Somehow I don't think that's going to
happen now.

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You have managed to make an already
unhappy situation worse.

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However, I'm keeping you from your
lunch.

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But there's nothing we can do.

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So you keep saying.

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We were trying to help.

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Congratulations.

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I don't think I can face lunch now.

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You'll get over it. Oh, Will Simon.

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Do you think he'll be up there now?

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Why?

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I'm going to go and speak to him.

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What for?

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To say sorry I helped? I don't know.

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Linda, I've been looking everywhere for
you.

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What did you think of my junior page?

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Got in, didn't it?

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Yeah, but what did you think of it?

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Not bad.

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Why apologise, Sarah? You were only
trying to help.

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Yeah, but your butterfly collection...
Oh, it's been years since I was doing

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that seriously.

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I just thought the kids might find it
interesting.

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Which, in a fashion, they did.

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Actually, I think I owe you a favour.

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Up until now, I've just been kidding
myself.

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Sort of pretending I was somehow
managing.

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But I think now I can see the truth.

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I'm not going to make it as a teacher.

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But that's what you've always wanted.
That's what you've always wanted to be.

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And as the wise man said, what you want
and what you get.

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Can't you give up?

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I'm trying to understand, Sarah.

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I've been making a complete fool of
myself.

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Daydreaming about education.

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What I could do in it.

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Well, then, do you know something, Mr
Knowles? Sorry?

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No, Mr Knowles. I think I preferred you
when you were a fool.

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Rosemary. Could you get me the Gazette
on the phone, please?

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Certainly, Mr Sullivan.

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Is it a private call or a school
business?

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Oh, school business.

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Very definitely a school business.

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He phoned you.

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And I'm very glad he did.

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After the supermarket fiasco, you can't
afford another mess like this.

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Look, it wasn't my idea.

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Your editor.

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The only ideas you don't get credit for
are the good ones.

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Yeah, I know.

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Well, here's something you don't know.

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Thanks partly to you, your headmaster
now has grave doubts about Simon

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future in Norbridge High. So he's paying
his class a surprise visit this

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Thursday to check on him.

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And somehow I don't think Mr Knowles is
in a fit state to make a good

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impression, do you?

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But what can I do about it?

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Something. Something?

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Something.

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Something.

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Linda. Sarah.

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We've got to do something.

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Stage one.

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We need to find out which class the
headmaster's likely to drop in on. So

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Danny's going to get us a copy of the
school's master timetable.

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How?

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Simple.

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I don't think why your newspaper wants a
photograph of me.

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Well, you're a bit of a school
personality, Miss Chisholm.

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How about one of you over against the
window there?

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You mean about here?

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Yeah, that's right.

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How is this?

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Lovely.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, Danny.

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No problem.

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The headmaster's got meetings all
morning, and Niles has only got one

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the afternoon.

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So it's got to be three feet.

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of you to give up your lunch time to
help him with the photocopying? Believe

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Miss Jess, if I'm getting as much out of
it as you are.

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Stage three. I don't want to know how
you do it, but you get everyone on this

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list to behave.

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You leave it to the experts.

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Brett.

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Tony Robbins, 3C. Raymond Smith, 3C.

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Mary Kathleen, 3C. When you get Mr.
Knowles for English tomorrow, on

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you're going to behave.

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Like an angel.

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But you're going to make it look like
you're being a naughty little boy. A bad

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little girl.

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But when Noel tells you to do something,
do it. Or else.

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Or watch it. Or you'll be going home in
bucket.

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I don't want to do it like this.

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The headmaster's going to appear about
halfway through. This way he's going to

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like what he sees.

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I wish you'd hurry up. Danwick will be
wondering where we've got to.

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Relax, will you?

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I just hope the whole thing works.
Relax, it'll work.

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Yeah, this once.

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This once is all we need.

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Hey, you two.

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What are you doing here?

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You're meant to be in knowledge class.

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We didn't like to tell you yesterday.
Tell me what?

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3C don't get knowledge.

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We swapped over with 3B.

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3B? The timetable must have been out of
date, despite you've leaned on the wrong

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class.

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Just a minute. What do you hear?

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Nothing. Yeah, nothing.

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Absolutely nothing.

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Yes, Sarah?

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Mr. Knowles, can I see you outside for a
moment?

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If you just carry on working as you are.

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It's all right, they know.

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How's it going?

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It's almost like being a real teacher.

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You mean it's working?

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When I tell them to do something, they
do it.

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Of course, this time I know before I say
anything that they're bound to listen.

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You mean they're doing everything you
tell them to?

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Of course.

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And you know they're going to do it
before you even tell them?

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Well, naturally. That's the way you
arranged it, isn't it?

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Mr Knowles, I think there's something
you should know.

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And that homework will be due in by
tomorrow morning.

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Now, um...

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This is nearly the bell. I think you may
as well pack up.

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Right, well, I hope you all found that a
useful lesson.

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I know I did.

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00:22:48,391 --> 00:22:52,199
I mean, can you believe it? Just because
he thought he could control the class,

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suddenly he could.

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00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:54,860
Yeah, but will it stay that way?

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00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:56,400
Well, he's done it once.

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Dunno.

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00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:01,650
He's got a chance. He's got a much
better chance.

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00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,800
Anyway, I'm going home. See you.

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00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:05,260
All right. See you tomorrow.

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Hello, Junior Gazette.

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Hello, Linda.

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Oh.

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Hello, Mr Kerr.

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Mr Sullivan? Linda.

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Just wanted to say, sir, thanks for the
article. Oh, not at all. Did you like

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it? Can we talk about the first
paragraph, sir?

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What's wrong with the first paragraph?

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Well, it's a bit flabby, isn't it, sir?

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It is not flabby.

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00:24:24,181 --> 00:24:27,739
You don't have to be defensive, sir. I'm
not being defensive. I am never

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defensive.

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00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:32,520
Look, I just don't think we can afford
to be that flabby in the first

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What with the second paragraph?

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What's wrong with the second paragraph?

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Well, it's a bit flabby, isn't it, sir?
That's not flab, Linda. That's style.

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Is there any part of the article you did
like?

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Oh, I liked it.

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So it's just a bit too much style.

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